THE ORIGIN OF SUNKEY
As humanity progressed, the intellect of the human race deteriorated. Society became filled with gamblers, jeeters, and gooners. The last hope for humanity rested with the National Feud of Scientists, led by Justin Sun, who turned their efforts toward the smartest animal species on Earth—the monkey.
They labeled this monkey “SUNKEY” and grew it in their lab, providing all the proper nutrition and conducting taboo experiments, all with the goal of sending him to the sun to cultivate it for humanity's benefit.
SUNKEY knew only one purpose: to conquer the sun and save mankind.